The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
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:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used
      to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement
      since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious
      and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't
      hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that
      last statement or is upset or depressed
      about something.
:-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning
      smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie
:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic
      remark. Worse than a 
>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark
      was just made.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some
somewhat less common ones:
 
(-:   User is left handed
%-)   User has been staring at a green screen
      for 15 hours straight
:*)   User is drunk
[:]   User is a robot
8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)  Sunglasses on head
::-)  User wears normal glasses
(:-)  User is Jewish
8:-)  User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
:-{)  User has a mustache
:-{}  User wears lipstick
{:-)  User wears a toupee
}:-(  Toupee in an updraft
:-[   User is a Vampire
:-E   Bucktoothed vampire
:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one
      tooth missing
:-7   User juust made a wry statement
:-*   User just ate something sour
:-)~  User drools
:-~)  User has a cold
:'-(  User is crying
:'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@   User is screaming
:-#   User wears braces
:^)   User has a broken nose
:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's
      the other way
:_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
:
        <) User is from an Ivy League School :-& User is tongue tied.=":-)" User is a hosehead -:-) User is a punk rocker -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) :=")" User has two noses +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) Same thing...other side |-I User is asleep |-O User is yawning/snoring :-Q User is a smoker :-? User smokes a pipe O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) :-P Nyahhhh! :-S User just made an incoherent statement :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-X User's lips are sealed :-C User is really bummed :-/ User is skeptical C=":-)" User is a chef @="User" is pro-nuclear war *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat :-o Uh oh! (8-o It's Mr. Bill! *:o) And Bozo the Clown! 3:] Pet smilie 3:[ Mean Pet smilie d8="Your" pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips %-6 User is braindead [:-) User is wearing a walkman (:I User is an egghead <:-I  User is a dunce
K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller
      beenie
@:-)  User is wearing a turban
:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
:-:   Mutant Smilie
      The invisible smilie
.-)   User only has one eye
,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
X-(   User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard

C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef
           with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache,
           and a double chin
 
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses
to make midget smilies.

:)  Midget smilie
:]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly
    be your friend
=)  Variation on a theme...
:} - What should we call these? (what?)
:) - Happy
:> - what?
:@ - what?
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm...
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what?
:{ - what?
:O - Yelling
:C - what?
:Q - what?
:,( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
|I - Asleep
|^o -Snoring

And still more variations on the theme...

:-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1   smiley bland face
:-!           "
:-@   smiley face screaming
:-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%   smiley banker
:-6   smiley after eating something sour
:^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7   smiley after a wry statement
8-)   smiley swimmer
:-*   smiley after eating something bitter
:-&   smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0   smiley orator
      smiley invisible man
(:-(  unsmiley frowning
(:-)  smiley big-face
):-)          "
):-(  unsmiley big-face
)8-)  scuba smiley big-face
=:-)  smiley punk-rocker
=:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-)  smiley priest
:-q   smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e   disappointed smiley
:-t   cross smiley
:-i   semi-smiley
:-o   smiley singing national anthem
:-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[   un-smiley blockhead
:-]   smiley blockhead
:-{   smiley variation on a theme
:-}   ditto
{:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)  above in an updraft
:-a   lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s   smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d   lefty smiley razzing you
g-)   smiley with pince-nez glasses
:-j   left smiling smilely
:-k   beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l   y. a. s.
:-:   mutant smiley
:-\   undecided smiley
:-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)   winking smiley
:-<   real sad smiley
:->   y.a.s.
:-z   y.a.c.s.
:-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c   bummed out smiley
:-v   talking head smiley
:v)   left-pointing nose smiley
:-b   left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/   lefty undecided smiley
:-?   smilely smoking a pipe
.-]   one-eyed smilely
,-}   wry and winking
0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)  older smiley with mustache
:u)   smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)   smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<    midget unsmiley
:>    midget smiley
}:^#})  mega-smiley:  Updrafted bushy-mustached 
                      pointy nosed smiley with a 
                      double-chin
:-)     ha ha
~~:-(   net.flame
|-)     hee hee
O |-)   net.religion
|-D     ho ho
:->     hey hey
8 :-I   net.unix-wizards
:-(     boo hoo
X-(     net.suicide
:-I     hmm
E-:-I   net.ham-radio
:-O     uh oh
>:-I    net.startrek
:-P     nyah nyah
3:o[    net.pets
|-P     yuk

:-}     beard
:-{     mustache
:-#     braces
:-X     bow tie
:-Q     smoker
<:I     dunce
(:I     egghead
@:I     turban
8-)     glasses
B-)     horn-rims
8:-)    glasses on forehead
:-8(    condescending stare
;-)     wink
>:-<    mad


:-(   Drama
:-)   Comedy
:-o   Surpise
8-|   Suspense
:-    Male 
>-    Female
|-O   Birth
8-#   Death
8     Infinity